Cake and Monsters

....But mostly cake

iTunes Meme

How many total songs?

  • 1872

Sort by song title – first and last?

  • First: Abducted(album version) - Dane Cook
  • Last: 93 Million Miles - 30 Seconds to Mars

Sort by time – shortest and longest?

  • Shortest: Scooby Doo - Bill Bailey
  • Longest: Too Hot For TV - Dara O’Briain

    Sort by Album – first and last?

  • First: Barcelona - Absolutes
  • Last: Apoptygma Berzerk - 7

Sort by Artist – first and last?

  • First: Aberdeen
  • Last: 4 Strings

Top five played songs?

All Patton Oswalt:

  1. Rats
  2. We’re Here, We’re Queer…!
  3. Whiskey, Weed and LSD
  4. Obama…and Time Travel…and Coolness…and the Last Racist
  5. Racist Cell Phones
Find the following words. How many songs show up?
  • Sex: 39
  • Death: 27
  • Love: 116
  • You:222
  • Home: 12
  • Boy: 45
  • Girl: 25

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Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

americangothgirl:

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whoathisisheavy: SNOWFLAME IS WATCHING YOU BLOG.

whoathisisheavy:

SNOWFLAME IS WATCHING YOU BLOG.

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Let’s play the “Yes or No” game.

fifiandbogart:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. 

Do it my followers!! Doooo ittt!! <3

I will love you forever

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technicandy:

Hey guys, I’m selling my left-over con merch for very reasonable prices! 

Bottlecaps are only $5 (and for each additional cap after the first, the price is halved! So for two caps it would be $7.50, 3 would be $10, ect).

Ears are $8 a pair, save for the lamb sets (which include a tail and are $10), and the spotted tail is $15, unless bought with matching ears, in which case the set together is $20~

All payment through paypal only, and shipping to anywhere in the US is $2, no matter how much you buy~

If interested, contact me here or email me at TechnicandyArt@gmail.com! Everything is numbered to make ordering easier, so if you would like to purchase something, just contact me with the number/s of the item/s you would like, and specify if that number or numbers correspond to bottlecaps or ears~

Any reblogs would be much appreciated on this <3

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gothtriggers:

Try to talk yourself into getting help.

Great movie <3

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americangothgirl: My favourite Jilli meme so far. It&#8217;s so true.

americangothgirl:

My favourite Jilli meme so far.

It’s so true.

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hyena-in-pantaloons:

assassinofjoy:

lucijarose:

bellecs:

Armand teaches Albert how to spread jelly on his toast like a straight man.

This movie is so good too!

This movie is perfect.

oh god i pierced the toast

armand

fix it armand

I love that movie so much

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Forever reblog!

Forever reblog!

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